A Different Game

[JaySharky]

That's what they'll do to you if you're not careful. Broke you.

Why can't I send my army out to forage? They can come back loaded with stuff if I send a pillage attack, why can't they also go get stuff from stashes? Attack the stash!

[Mr.Dyl]

because the troops would be confused, and attack themselves, as the need to see a castle in order to do their job.

Why do people just close out of chat right away after they ask something?

[Mordakai04]

Because they may get caught doing something shady!


Why did the stewardess in the gieco commercial insult the pig by saying. yea when pigs fly?

[Mr.Dyl]

She wasn't trying to insult him, she just thought that he was a midget in a pig costume.


Why does some of Pewdiepie's fan base call anyone who played a game he has a copier?

[Mordakai04]

Because he is related to Xerox.





If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck. why do people always assume its a * duck?

[Mr.Dyl]

because they didn't see that it was something else.

Why are gays denied marriage (In my state they are denied marriage, but some other states do allow them to get married.)?

[ThHamzaXan]

Some states don't mind gays being married, others do.

What do you call male ballerinas?

[Mr.Dyl]

there is only one TRUE male ballerina, and he's a boxer. (Cinderella man.)


why is old mcdonnald a terrible s p e l l e r e i e i o?

[Mr.Dyl]

Because if it was flat, no gravity, and if it was square, the gravity would be weird.


Why is Gigyas H....A....P....P....Y....?

[JaySharky]

Because in the end he was never really defeated.

What is the Geico gecko's name?