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 Kingdoms Anniversary - Daily Quiz! 
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una escalera soldados con espadas las dos armas espadas y escalera , cuando alla lluvia y de noche los guerreros se escabullerian silenciosamente i subirian con la escalera por los muros haci agarrando a todos los guardias y ya metiendose al castillo ya que los guardias no se esperarian por que algunos estaran dormiendo y luego con sus espadas los matarian a todos ya que estarian desprevenidos ..

Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:52 am

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mortar, using frag rounds and explosive rounds.
reason one, frag rounds are good for antipersonnel when you need to suppress your foes.
reason two, kaboom to the weak walls.

Mon Nov 09, 2015 5:50 am

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cats and pike , 250 of each to crush them out ...why ..... breaker is how you get in and destroy it richardleethe five

Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:17 am
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... So when last we saw our hero he was waiting for the full effect of Meatball2k's underpants attack to take effect.

Meatball2k "My lord. the screaming has stopped"

Papa "Good, good. All we need to do now is wait for their surrender"

... 5 minutes later

Papa "Well, have we won yet"

Meatball2k "No, my lord"

Papa "Why not"

Meatball2k "There still seems to be archers on the walls my lord. I think we need to give it more time because my underpants don't crawl very fast"

... 5 minutes later

Papa "Well"

Meatball2k "No my lord"

Papa "Hmmm"

... a bit later

Papa "Now?"

Meatball2k "Nope"

... a bit more later

Papa "Now?"

Meatball2k "Nope"

... a bit bit more later

Papa "Don't believe it, I was so sure that plan was going to work. Looks like we will have to wait them out now unless .... Well out with it"

Meatball2k "Out with what"

Papa "Your plan"

Meatball2k "I haven't got one"

Papa "What, you the master of the completely rotten never ever work plan don't have a plan"

Meatball2k "Yes my lord." , " Since we will be here for a while perhaps we could get the army some weapons"

Papa "What do you mean?"

Meatball2k "Because we left quickly, the troops didn't really have time to get anything other than their camping gear so we don't have an weapons"

Papa "Good grief Meatball2k, you mean to say that we have been sitting here with nothing protecting us other than some really bad singing of ging gang goolie round the camp fire"

Meatball2k "Yes, my lord"

Papa "This means we're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun"

Meatball2k "My lord, have no fear for I Meatball2k have a plan"

Papa muttering to himself "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed"

Papa "Go on I might as well hear it"

Meatball2k "Well my lord, when I traveled to the future to get that C4 stuff I saw these things called guns. So I thought that we could travel there again and get some of those and other good stuff"

Papa "Meatball2k, you have forgotten one tiny detail"

Meatball2k "What my lord"

Papa "You sat of the time machine and broke it"

Meatball2k "Have no fear my lord for I have a cunning plan"

Papa "Not again..."

Meatball2k "I will make another one"

Papa "that is by far and away, and without a shadow of doubt, the worst and most contemptible plan in the history of the universe."

Meatball2k "O"

Papa "There is nothing for it we will have to use selfies and social media as our weapons"

Meatball2k "What are those"

Papa "Well the selfies is a pointless picture which you take our yourself to try and impress people who are pretending to be your friends. Social media is where people you don't or hardly know want to be your friend with the express purpose of seeing you make a fool of yourself when you post selfies"

Meatball2k "O, how will that help"

Papa "Well when the enemy comes to attack we stop them so they can appear in the selfies and then we will friend them on social media. Once we are friends we can tell them not to attack us"

Meatball2k "Papa you are genius"

... And so end our tale as Papa rides off into the sunset


Mon Nov 09, 2015 12:09 pm

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:lol: In the Old days the best way to approach a siege of your castle was Lots of Food (including good water) and oil pots. The problem the attacker would have was the supply of food to their troops after periods of many months and sieges could take that long, most of the attackers gave up and walked away. As long as the castle was well built the weaponry at that time was very ordinary and to achieve success they would have to scale the walls which was nye on impossible with oil pots above including using Battering rams. and if the Oil pots ran out then the amount of defication produced from good food would be another deterrent .

Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:17 am

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Now I know it's over,
But let me say-
just one more thing
before I go away

Well first you get a worship band right? and you make sure its of ordained priests and ministers ok? then you place it in front of your spearman army and you have them play non-stop while you circle the castle 1 time every day for 6 days- on the 7th day circle it 6 times and on the 7th time around have your troops face the city and shout with a loud cry!!!

It worked for the Jews ;-)


Tue Nov 17, 2015 1:04 pm
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