Kingdoms Anniversary - Daily Quiz!

[Shenandoath II]

I'll use a lot of trebuchets. Also i will use some 'cannon fodder' to defense it.

In old, lovely stronghold I i will also use Tunneler's Guild. They were so much OP!!!

[Papa_Smurf]

When last we left our hero Papa Smurf and his sidekick meatball2k their castle had been invaded following the failure of Meatball2k plan to destroy the battering ram.

"Quick" said Papa "Down the secret escape tunnel"

Meatball2k "What secret escape tunnel?"

Papa "You know the secret one I had you create just in case we were invaded"

Meatball2k "Oh that secret escape tunnel"

Papa "Yes, where is it?"

Meatball2k "I can't tell you"

Papa "Why not"

Meatball2k "cause its a secret"

Papa "Meatball2k, they do say, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head if you don't tell me where the secret escape tunnel is"

Meatball2k "Can't, forgot where it is"

"Meatball2k, I'll deal with you later for now quick out the window"


... Sometime later

Papa "Right, now we have lost our pursuers, we must find a way to get even with them"

Meatball2k "I know, we could destroy their castle walls really, really quickly"

Papa "Don't tell me"

Meatball2k "Yes, my lord I have a cunning plan"

Papa "Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?"

Meatball2k "Yes it is"

Papa "Hmm... that's cunning" , "Well what is it then"

Meatball2k "We will plant a bomb at the base of wall"

Papa "Yes, yes and?"

Meatball2k "Well thats it"

Papa "Meatball2k, there is a tiny flaw in the plan."

Meatball2k "What was that, my lord?"

Papa Smurf "It is *." , "However, I have an idea"


...A short while and lots of banging and swearing later papa steps back to reveal









Papa "There we go"

Meatball2k "What is it, my lord"

Papa "Its a time machine"

Meatball2k "Looks a bit small to me, my lord, shouldn't it be more like a telephone box"

Papa "No, No, Don't worry it will be bigger on the inside"

Papa "So now Meatball2k you will travel forward in time and get some C4, then you will travel back to before the wall was built and bury the C4 under where the wall will be built. Then you come back here"

Meatball2k steps into the machine




... 1 second later, the time machine re-appears

Meatball2k "Its done, my lord"

Papa "Good, good, lets go over there so we don't get caught in the blast"

Papa "3, 2, 1"


... As the dust settles Papa looks up to see the wall still standing however in front of the wall slowly filling with water is a long deep trench.


Papa "Meatball2k What begins with "Come here" and ends in "Ow"

Meatball2k "I don't know"

Papa "Come here", Meatball2k walks to Papa and Papa punches meatball2k in the head

Meatball2k "Ow"

Papa to himself "Well if you want something done right you have to do it yourself"


... 1 second later

Papa "I'm back, right here we 3, 2, 1"


... As the dust settles for a second time Papa is delighted to see that the wall is no more


And so we leave our brave hero pondering what the next question will be

Papa "It will probably be how do we cross that moat you made"

Meatball2k "Yes, my lord"


... The horrid pipe music begins to play

The END

[papoune]

Happy Birthday Stronghold Kingdoms!

We're celebrating the 5th anniversary of Stronghold Kingdoms with daily chances for you to win valuable card pack bundles! Additionally to various competitions on our Facebook page, we'll post a daily question for you to answer as expertly as possible right here in the forum - for the next five days!

Once we post our question, you will have 24 hours to submit your answer by replying to the question thread. Each day, five of the most knowledgeable, witty and creative answers will be selected and awarded with card packs!

Are you ready?

Question of the day (Thursday): Describe how you would bring down an enemy’s walls as fast as possible.

[Azaer]

In order to bring down an enemy’s walls as fast as possible, I will sacrifice a sheep to invoke the god of thunder , Thor , which would strike the earth with his sacred hammer and all his strength, causing an earthquake and a huge crack that befall the walls instantly.

If it doesn't work, I'm ready to sacrifice a second sheep, or a cow.

[Drackula]

Easy. Since John Snow is now the Lord Marshall of dead army he can send unlimited zombies to smash the walls with their heads. If this is not working fast enough he can ask the aliens from Pixels to eat the towers and balista.

[Archangel_112]

Hello Sire,

this question are asking by many lords before. So I will try to answer you in a helpfully way. Let me explain how Walls work. A wall is a strong structure to defend the inside of a big Castle. Therefore it is constructed by Golems. Golems are magic Creatures with the power to create stronges walls, never breag down by a Catapult oder Battering Rams. What you need here is a Magic Wizard in combination with the power of a Tribok.

I hope this will helps you. Next time better luck.

Have a nice day Sire!

[Prometheus]

The simplest way would be to ask him/her to remove their walls
If they refuse, use archers to remove enemy archers, then use an army of catapults and pikemen to take down the walls and invade!

[grind2c]

1 captain on delay

15 archers around captain

484 catas

[builder201]

The fastest way to remove the enemy walls is to convert the save into a map file, remove all walls in map editor, and then enter the keep

[dragon3877]

fastest way to break a wall, transform into a titan and stomp that puny wall!