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 Karder's parish proclamation (humor) 
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The following is a slightly modified song which somewhat identifies the carding egomaniac steward wannabes. :D
This is supposed to be humorous.
Karder is a fictitious name and any player playing under the same name is merely coincidence.

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Hello, insignificant life forms
Karder speaking
I'm here to take over your fair parish
Hey, down here! I'm talkin' to you!
Eh, what's the use?

Attention please, open your ears
HEY, LISTEN UP! I give the orders around here
I'm gonna pwn you! Mind, body, and soul
You must surrender to my mental control
You'll feel my power! I'm number one man
I'm the head honcho! With the big master plan
Ooh, it's a good one! It hasn't failed me yet
It's thinklessly simple, and there's only one step

You will obey! (-Bey, -bey, -bey)
Do what I say! (Say, say, say)
Do it my way! (Way, way, way)
Go! (Go!) Stay (Stay!)
You will obey

You're gettin' sleepy, now I've conquered your mind
Under my spell now, so just get in line
Don't try to struggle, and don't ever doubt
You're in my clutches and there ain't no way out!
I don't ask, I just command
What part of "Do it!" don't you understand?

You will obey! (-Bey, -bey, -bey)
Any games?
Oh, yeah!

I'll rule the whole world, why settle for half?
Ah ha ha ha ha, Ain't that a great evil laugh
Criminal genius, soon you'll all see
I went to college! I have a degree

When I say "Jump!", you make the leap!
I'm a big time player and you're mindless sheep
Don't give me no lip! Eh, it's gettin' old
I crack the whip, now do what you're told!!

You will obey! (Bey, bey, bey)
Do what I say! (Say, say, say)
Do it my way!
Ah, yeah
Go (Go!) Stay (Stay!)
You will obey!

You will obey! (Bey, bey, bey)
Do what I say! (Say, say, say)
Do it my way!
Ah, yeah
Sit, heel, speak, stay!
You will obey!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Am I bad or am I bad?
Positively diabolical
I only want 15 parishes so you're not the only one!
You will obey!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTOcAt44_QA

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:49 am
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Very nice song! :mrgreen:

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Haha, nice.
The 'vote for me or get razed' approach may work sometimes, but I prefer the 'make everyone like me' method, tends to be a bit more polite :lol:


Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:21 pm
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Nice,
I know some fellows like the one of your song


Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:51 pm
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Klaire wrote:
Haha, nice.
The 'vote for me or get razed' approach may work sometimes, but I prefer the 'make everyone like me' method, tends to be a bit more polite :lol:


Not to mention it's much more strategically sound to at least come off as polite. If you come in saying vote for me or get razed, you tip your hand and other players will prepare for a war by studying military technologies, creating alliances, etc. You may end up united the entire faction against you and you might be the one who's raised. But if you come in saying you want to help everyone or better yet don't even try to become steward, players are less likely to be prepared for an attack. You can then raze the biggest threat to your power by surprise and more often then not others will fall in line without you having to threaten them.

I never complain, insult, or say anything disparaging to someone until I have the power to back it up and have put them in a compromised position.


Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:42 pm
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HAHAHA lmfao! Glad someone has the same mind set as me!! to many little wusses playing this game...This is a mid-"EVIL" war game :) not farmvil haha~ people not need stop being so sensitive and labeling this kind of behavior as "bullying" ..If you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen.......world 7 will be dominated by warlords haha ! and no one will touch us ...Remember are little friend "youdotoo" read the forum chat labeled bullies under this world....You guys gave him some really bad advice haha you should have told that sheep to listen to the wolf....After I pillaged him 20 times and ( ranked to the top 10 pillagers), out of 20,000 people I might add :).. I then did a timed attack with another warlord and we capped him...He was even on :) going against us is useless noobs. So listen to us when we proclaimate! foolio's :) IF YOU LIKE THE WAY I THINK SHOOT ME A MESSAGE in world 7 :)


SIN-cerely,

DEATH LORD
WOLF CASTLE
KING OF THE WOLVES
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:12 pm
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Oh wait..........I just read the top part....so this is fake????? its not even real? well I guess I'm still a lone wolf when it comes to my Ideology :) haha

REMEMBER ITS JUST A GAME DON'T TAKE IT SO PERSONAL! :)

LOVE,
WOLFY CAT

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Wolf Castle wrote:
Oh wait..........I just read the top part....so this is fake????? its not even real? well I guess I'm still a lone wolf when it comes to my Ideology :) haha

REMEMBER ITS JUST A GAME DON'T TAKE IT SO PERSONAL! :)

LOVE,
WOLFY CAT


It is real.... He just created a different name to keep the real name of the author/player private. Maybe you wrote it?

Anyway medieval or not I have seen a post about you. you have med"evil" and stupid evil, you belong in the second catagory

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Omg. Stupid-evil? Are you like twelve? Nice one. You're a dumb-dumb head. ugh... Silence your self sheep boy.

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I see
your motto means you are weak isn't it?


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